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Calling In Sick 

  A woman calls her boss one morning and tells her that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. 

  "What's the matter?" she asks. 

  "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. 

  "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" 

  "I can't see my ass coming into work today