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Odds & Ends

Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading:

"Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology." The town fathers were not too happy with the sign and they proposed: "Hysterias and Posteriors." The doctors didn't find it acceptable, and suggested:

"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." The townsfolk didn't like that either

and countered with: "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again, by now the story was in the papers and suggestions began rolling in: "Manic depressives and Anal retentives," "Minds and Behinds," "Lost Souls and Assholes," "Analysis and Anal Cysts,"

"Queers and Rears," "Nuts and Butts," "Freaks and Cheeks," "Loons and Moons." None of these satisfied one side or the other, but they finally settled on: "Dr Smith & Dr Jones, Odds & Ends."