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A grumpy old lady

A grumpy old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a bucket and a very smart looking vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. If I could take couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered

vacuum cleaners."

"F**k off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

And with that, he threw a bucket of horse sh*t all over her hallway carpet.

"If my vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f**king good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."