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Subject: Phone Call from Daddy

                                                                         

                                                                          

   PHONE CALL [Ring]                                                      

                                              

   "Hello?" 

    "Hi honey, this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" 

    "No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

    After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."                   "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now."                                                                 

    Brief pause.         

   "Uh, okay then     this is what I want you to do. Put the phone       

   down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and     

   shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."  

   "Okay Daddy, just a minute."   

   A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy."                                                             

   "And what happened honey?" he asked.                                   

   "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and 

   ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on   

   the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"                          

   "Oh my God!!  What about your Uncle Paul?"  

    "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared   

   and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool, but I 

   guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean    

   it.  He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."  

     **** Long pause 

   Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?? .... Is this 486 5731??